andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

I enjoy that Breath of the Wild has a thermometer because it allows me to know with precision that I’m making Link walk through -17 degree farenheit weather just so if I can see if there’s anything on the top of the mountain. There was not. I also enjoy that Zelda pops into my head to tell me whenever the blood moon arrives because it shows that she can contact me, she is aware of the passage of time, and she would like to inform Link that another month has passed, should Link care to come down from the mountain and please kill Ganon at some point.

Zelda holding back Ganon by sheer willpower alone, watching as Link elsewhere in the world dies after flying off a cliff while he was trying to pop a wheelie on his magic motorcycle as he murdered mountain goats for meat he didn’t need

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jehovahhthickness:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

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clock-heart:

from Patreon

usercela:

LGBT stands for

Let’s Get This Bread

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dawnof-thefinalday:

If you think I won’t restart a game because I wasn’t happy with my eyebrow selection in character customization, you would be very wrong

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despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

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zirricks:

Sometimes I’m??? wow cute boys. Sometimes I’m?? wow cute girls. SOmetimes I’m??wow cute non-binary ppl. But most of the time I’m???? wow video games

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